Splitting the Prism 1.3

Byelo, you're not even married D:

Hi tiny creatures *munchmunchmunch* :D
I should probably buy you a sink...

He he he, I am making a circle
*facepalm*

Ah, so you DO have a nose.
What does that *gag* have to do my disgust?
Um, don't you use it to smell stuff?
"No, the nose is for eating. Mouth is for smelling.
... if you say so.

Oye, not this contraption again...

BUT THERE IS STEAM!?!?
=_= Perv

Maybe it will go away if I close my eyes.

I like this bed.
But aren't you?...

I mean... it's right there.
All I see is wall, toilet, and my new friends.
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR SHINANIGANS!!!

YOU ARE JOGGING TO WORK BUSTER, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!
My name is not-
RUN. NOW.

*huff huff* Finally... there... INEEDTOGOPEE

WHO THE HELL IS SHE??
That is Emma. She works here.
Fooooook no. I do NOT want random pudding faces spawning in my neighborhood!

Calm down. She is my boss.
Oooooh, that makes sense...
Wait, why are you blocking her?
*stares me down*
Fine, I won't make you run home.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Ooo, boobs.
... -.-

To punish you, I bought you something.
Why? What does it do?
Oh it's harmless. Just a music box

A music box?! THANK YOU!
Too bad I spent all the money you just earned to get that instead of saving it for a guitar >:3

Seriously... he listened to the gnome music for TWO HOURS D:

*sigh*
What a slob...

<< Routine	Drama Llama >>

Splitting the Prism 1.2

So, last time Byelobog found out what a toilet was and met Ruby Red. Unfortunately, Ruby now thinks he's a slob.

And here you see him in the daylight. Not that it matters.
He seems to be his own personal light source or something.

... *facepalm*

What? It is the only seat I found and it is economical.
... just.. put the seat down next time, k?
*munch munch* I do not see the problem *munch*

Ah, it seems I need to shower.
Byelo... the bowl...
Do not worry, the nice lady will clean it up
...

That... was horrible.
Well, you're clean aren't you?
I WANT STEAM
It's just a shower...

You do not understand. D:
... drama queen

Look at the nice view you have from here :D
I have seen better
D:

"I think you are awesome!"
Why than- ... oh >.>

... why must you dress in something crappy to be a fan?
Ooo little winged creatures!
-_-

Oooo boobs.
... I think I'll make you RUN to work tomorrow.
D:

I mean, you're already running everywhere, what's a few miles?
*ignore*

Seriously, what's the rush?
Woo §114! :D

What? I am hungry.
*facepalm* I really need to get you a chair.

-_- ... and a maid.
But I already have one! :D
...she doesn't live here

I still want a guitar
*looks at household funds*... *looks at wage*
... yeah, unless you get a housemate in here and working, it'll take 5 more days for that to happen.

<< Where's Byelo?	The Last Straw >>

Splitting the Prism 1.1

Say hello to Byelobog Prism, the founder of my new... Rainbow... Legacy...
Uhmmm... He's not here... ^^"

There he is! He's saying hello to Ruby Red. (Yeah, I know. Creative.)
"Are you Lord Voldemort?"
...no, no he isn't

As you may have noticed he's-
"Why is it dark in here?"
Good question, Byelo. I have no idea. I didn't make this house.

As I was saying, he's an alien.
I like her... *stares at her ass discretely*
Good, I'd rather not waste any of your precious time.

Ooo, what is this for?
... waste disposal
Oh...
Don't worry, I already put one in your house.
...I have a house?
*sigh*

He's funny
I'm glad you think so?

*happystare*
...ooookay, getting a bit creepy there, Byelo

"Do you mind if I take your picture? Here?" Naked?
...

I think she likes me
...lucky for you, she thought you were just being funny.

I see where you're staring thar, Byelo
See the trick is to wait for your target to close their eyes...

So, about those pictures...
-_- I just want to read a book.
O.o Okay

Success!

I hope he can eat this...
He has a mouth, Ruby. He'll eat it.

I see. That is how you eat mac and cheese...
... How else would you eat it?
Through your nose, obviously.
*facepalm*

"I am done now, Ruby." *runs off to read another book*
... *sigh* "Great, he's a slob"

"That was fun!"
"Finally, I thought he'd never leave..."
Don't just stand there, go HOME!
"Oh, yeah... that place. Where is it again?"
...

I wish I had a guitar
...and a dishwasher...and a stove. >.>
Those too.
Sorry, but I spent most of your money on building you a HOUSE. -_-

Anyway, here are Byeloborg's stats:
Traits: Dramatic, Good Sense of Humor, Hydrophobic, Vehicle Enthusiast, Virtuoso
Lifetime Want: Hit Music Composer
Favorite music: Electronica
Favorite food: Autumn Salad
Favorite color: White

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